Helpy
- Has no voice box, but if he had a voice it would probably sound like a younger barney the dinosaur
- A gift from Fazent given to all first-time franchisees as a "management assistant"
- Aware that he isn't real, but Helpy doesn't mind! People like him and help him, and that’s all anyone can really ask for right? :)
- Michael told him to “count the lawsuits” as a joke.
- He can’t actually do taxes, he’s just mimicking Michael. And boy does he look cute doing it!
- Confined to the office because he can’t really do much of use outside of it.