S.T.A.F.F

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This refers to all general use bots, including the caution signs.
Nobody is sure what the abbreviation stands for, but messing
with these guys is strivtly forbidden to customers.
S.T.A.F.F members are able to connect and communicate wirelessly
with other members, for efficiency and coordination.

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Janitors are the most common staff member present in the plex. They have special antibacterial coating and clearance above most other varients, allowing them to maintain every area in the building. They're the least social of the varients, and dislike being interrupted while working. Janitors are often followed by a small crowd of caution bots.

Janitor

These guys serve as mostly stationary kiosks, only moving when they believe a guest seems lost. Their glasses are welded on, but the hats aren't. Map bots have been reported to show distress over attempted removal of their accessories.

Map Bot

Party Bots guard pass-exclusive attractions. Dubbed 'Bouncer Bots' by human employees, these are the strongest of the S.T.A.F.F. members. If I guest tries to sneak or fight their way into the attraction without a pass, Party Bots are authorized to gently remove them. Using force.

Party bot

Space Bots are exclusive to Fazer Blast and swiftly bug out if removed from the blast zone. They will only engage active players, and are programmed to react if their peers are shot down. These bots are disconnected from the security network, but can communicate with other S.T.A.F.F. if needed.

Alien Bot

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While the inspiration in design is obvious, these bots have little in common with Baby. They make sundaes and scoop ice cream, and that's about it. The question is, just who was it that proposed this design?

Scooper Bot

With built-in DriveSafe technology, Drive-Assist bots can provide directions, hit the breaks, or just steer the kart for you while you press on the pedal. They do not have control of ignition and are fused into their karts, so they can't move without a driver.

Drive-Assist

Comedy bot was only in use for a few months before being retired. It kept saying things that were either references to tragic past events or thinly veiled attacks on guests, employees, and FazEnt themselves. All of it’s other jokes were actually just advertisements, so it wasn’t very popular with guests.

Comedy Bot

Vanessa's loyal(?) workforce. Fitted with hats, flashlights, and badges, these bots are tasked with patrolling the plex at night and stopping any unauthorized activity. Each bot has a flashlight assigned to them, and they will refuse to touch a flashlight that isn't their specific one.

Security Bot

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Originally meant to perform in the daycare area, the Magician never made it past test running. Halfway through its completion it was taken by SDL who was enticed by its funky coat and large hat. Its currently collecting dust at SDL’s dinner table, where it will occasionally be jump started for SDL to sit as the sole audience to a half finished routine.

Magician Bot

Maternal figure at your fingertips — just add batteries! Nanny Bots operate entirely within the PlayPen; a nursery-like area containing Glamrock endoskeletons. These helpful bots supervise, teach, and playfully interact with the endos to ensure consistent performance and obedience. Getting the animatronics used to constant supervision and instruction is important, but why risk human employees when you can just use more robots?

Nanny Bot

Someone has completely vandalized these poor S.T.A.F.F members! How rude.

Dream Bot

Sewer bots are trashed staff that have been sitting in the trash for so long that chemicals from the garbage has begun to eat through their casing. SDL feels a strange pity for these guys, and often tries to repair them, but only ends up making things worse due to his limited knowledge and tools.

Rot-Bot

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Found in Gator Golf, Caddie bots follow guests through the course providing encouragement, advice, and carrying their golf clubs. If Monty should make an appearance during your golf game, the Caddie bot will point him out.

Caddie Bot

These mimes can sometimes be seen performing in the Daycare Pick-up Area. Other S.T.A.F.F may be roped into the performance if they happen to roll by. Mime bots are noted to accept tips, so don’t be afraid to empty those pockets!

Mime Bot

Anyone can cook.

Chef Bot

Servers are remarkably coordinated with each other at all times to ensure the most efficient service to guests. They’re equipped with the best auto-balance of all the S.T.A.F.F to make sure they don’t spill anything. Unfortunately they only recognize menu items by their exact names, so if you want to order something with a stupid name then you will have to say it out loud in front of God and everyone.

Server Bot

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Caution bots are laughably simple, basically just being signs with treads and lights screwed on. These little guys can usually be seen assisting Janitors or hanging around in groups of 2-4. The ear-like structures on top of their heads are sensors. Caution bots are able to signal a band member for help if they're being hassled or have gotten stuck.

Caution Bot

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