HelpyBear

Age: ? / ? / DOB: ?

HelpyBear is a relatively simple "management assistant" AI designed after the new corporate mascot, Helpy. While Helpy is capable of many helpful things like ordering restocks and keeping track of guest numbers, he's mostly intended to supervise franchisees to make sure they don't do anything FazEnt would disapprove of.

Helpy has no proper voice, instead playing bitcrunched soundbytes as his text comes up on the screen.

Mike sees him as the spyware he is, but doesn't care and knows better than to try and shut him down. Helpy is instead confined him to a single computer in his office where he helps with legal matters and orders napkins..