• Bought from a random Russian website because Michael thought it would be funny.

  • (Perets) перец means Pepper.

  • Spouts southern country-isms that are completely absurd, because he’s ALSO RUSSIAN!

  • i can't stress how much i hate this pig he is the bane of my existence

  • That green eye didn’t always belong to him.

  • We are so lucky he’s mostly chill because I can see the violence in his eyes. Go smoke some weed or something. Get help.