Built atop the remains of the Pizza-Palooza, the Pizzaplex is bigger, brighter, and LOUDER than ever before! The cyldrical building scrapes the sky, each floor being jam packed with every flavor of fun any patron could imagine... at a prohibitive price. But that's just a sacrifice your wallet will have to make for such an experience, and hey! Six years of customer can't be wrong! With state of the art STAFF running the show, the ceo replaced by a supercomputer, and all except a handful of organic staff entirely removed, human error will never be a concern again! So grab your Fazerblaster, close your eyes to as many grisly truths as you can, and get ready to have some FUN!
"Cassie?"